I discovered Ben Esch via his fantastic interview and photo essay over at Alexa Young's Alexicon. I went to his blog immediately and was laughing myself silly. He brings out a sense of the ridiculous in me so I wrote him a poem.
You wear bright jumpers,
You are hirsute.
But I don’t care,
You’re awfully cute!
Sophomore Undercover’s out this week
Though I haven’t got my hands on it just yet.
Your blogs are funny, your cat jokes suck
But your book’s fantastic I am willing to bet.
Your jokes may be lame,
As does this rhyme.
But best wishes for your debut,
I’ll get it in good time.